1) Some random girl comes up to you and says "Hey, who are you?" you say?
Hi, my name is Jesus.  I can tell that you’re already going to hell you bitch. :’D

2) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A pencil. OM NOM NOM NOM.

3) What word describes you the best.
Insane most defiantly.

4) What was the last song you listened to?
ATC- I’m in Heaven (When you Kiss Me)

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would you put?
…Hmmmmm…..probably “I Don’t Love You” by MCR.

6) Where is your best friend right now?
Probably snuggling her Hide plushie like a maniac in her room.

8) Pick your favorite scar on your body - what did you do?
-Points to arm-

….I…..dug into my arm with a tack….  

9) Whats your favorite color?
Black/White or Gray.  All awesome colors.  

12) Who's your most religious friend?
Ellie.

13) Who do you trust with your life?
-Thinks about group of friends- ……No one.

14) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Well, I’m already Jesus.  I don’t need to change my name.

Probably either ‘Danae’ or ‘Emily’. :P

15) What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I’d ask them what the hell they were smoking and it was a lame excuse for “HEY LOLOLOL SLEEP WITH ME??!!”

 
16) How often do you curse?
What the fuck are you talking about?!  I NEVER FUCKING CURSE YOU ASSHOLES.

17) Do you trust all of your friends?
Ummm……Nu.

18) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
;A; -emotional breakdown-

19) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Mmmm…..I guess it depends.

20) Name the things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
Sex.  Fuck.  I’m so disgusted in the fact that humans are so pleasured by sex and never have time to get to know the person they’re “In love” with.

And trying to rush the relationship.
Oh, and NO FUCKING FACIAL HAIR. –cries-

21) Which one of your friends do you think would make the best stripper?
Sienna. xD

22) Are you afraid of falling in love?
There’s always the thought of something going horribly wrong…like a death…

24) Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
No.  In fact if the person I was with wanted me to spend more time with them then with my friends I’d just be like “[enter name here…..YOU FI’AD.”

 
25) What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
No facial hair, and how they keep themselves (Not covered in snot).

27) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Graduate from High School….and make my community start recycling.

28) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
CHUCK NORRIS.  

29) Would you make a good parent?
I glue babies to walls. :’D

30) Who made your icon?
Me and [u=wargod2007].

31) Honestly, what's on your mind right now.
-sighs- Lots of stuff…

32) Who knows you the best?
Anna….. D:

34) What are your plans for the weekend?
If it’s not fucking SNOWING. Going to the park with my friends….and….perhaps sleeping and never waking up….

35) What are you wearing right now?
A shirt, skinny jeans and socks.

Oh, and you know things to make your boobs not be like “KJGSDRYIDFGSDFHGS FWAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

And uhhhh –checks- Pink underwear.

I think my sister just fell and died…..

39) Have you ever punched a tree?
On accident.

But….why would I punch something as beautiful as a tree?  Why not a fucking human instead?

 
41) Never sleep or never eat?
Last year not really….I had a lot of insomnia…..and this year it hurts to eat sometimes.

 
42) Morning or night person?
Mostly morning….I’m always up before 6:30.

 

43) Are you there for your friends?
Depends on how they treat me….or if there problems are stupid like “I’m failing my computer class….I haven’t turned anything in….I think my teacher just like hates me and wants me to fail.”

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44) Do you like to spend time with people?
Not really….at school it’s fine.  But I get head aches really easily….especially around my friends.

45) Have you ever wanted someone you thought you couldn't have then found out they liked you?
Yes.  And it was the fucking happiest moment of my life….<3

46) Are you a forgiving person?
Depends…if it’s something like a little spat over something stupid then yes.

But if it’s something like the doctors killing your grandfather then…..no.  

47) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Uhhh…..no.

48) Have you lost a friend recently?
-sighs- I’m not….really sure.

49) Are you talking to someone while doing this?
No.   

50) Do you want a relationship right now?
I guess….?

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MOUTHOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
I usually don’t have dressing on my salads…

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
…Fast food is gross.

[i] McDonalds Bad a ba ba baaaa I’m luggin’ it. [/i]

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Probably Woo’s Teriyaki….their uhhh…something vegetarian thing is good. :3

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pizza….I do it anyways. xD.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese and olives.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Peanut butter.

TECHNOLOGY

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Two idiots.

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What is your wallpaper on your cell phone?
Uhhh…..-checks- Cherry blossoms.

How many phones are in your house?
I don’t even really know. D:

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body
Tooth…and many many slivers. D:

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Shelves….pretty sad that was the last heavy thing I lifted….it was over a week ago….

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
*Lmao thought it said “Have you ever been a unicorn?”*

 Not knocked…but I passed out….does that count?

BULLSHITOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes….

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
….DE JA FUCKING VU.

What color/s looks good on you?
Black….it’s like the only color I really wear.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
x’DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-hysterical laughing and peeing-

Oh God.

Jingle Bell.

Have you ever saved someone's life?
I was a crossing guard in 5^th grade…so yeah….I guess so.

Plus, I grabbed some kids arm walking home one day when I car was speeding through the street….but I think he owed me money. D:

Has someone ever saved yours?
Not that I know of…

DAREOLOGY

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes….and I might not even take they money. ;D

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
-looks at them sadly-

You’re no use to me. –Knife-

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Uhhh…yeah.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Again…selling yourself for the pleasures of others is disgusting.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
xD some kid in my 5^th grade class did that for $10!

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
George W. Bush fucking yes.  Even with punishment and without money.

And also….we do it to innocent animals.

DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
Lint.

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It has it’s good parts.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?

Both.

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I think if you sat in the shower….you might be insane…

Could you live with roommates?
God please….I can hardly handle when family comes over and we’re separated.

To much noise.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I don’t know…maybe 3?

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
When they came up to me and asked for my autograph.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Forest Ranger.

Or a Zoo Keeper….anything that has to do with animals and the wilderness really.

LASTOLOGY

Last Friend you talked to?
Serenity.

Last person who called you?
GRAMMAAAAAAAAA.

Person you hugged?
Sienna.

FAVORITOLOGY

Number?

13.  It’s the day I was born on….Friday the 13^th.

Season?

Fall or Spring, lots of colors.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?

-sighs- More than one.

Mood?

Depressed I guess…

Listening to?

Crawling- Linkin Park

Watching?

The lights outside flicker.

Worrying about?

What’s going to happen to all the land and animals….they’ll be destroyed to make room for more humans….

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this am?

Bus Stop. *Joyus*

What can you not wait to do?

Talk to my ex again….

What's the last movie you saw?

Some weird movie with….uhhhh….forgot his name.

Do you smile often?

When I’m at school yeah, a lot.

At home….it depends.

Are you a friendly person?

I try to be…unless someone’s an asshole…then…no.

I've had this damn account for like ever, but have never posted anything.  Well....I am...like...right now....as....you can see...

UMMM....Lets seee where should I begin?  It's Wednesday, so I'll start by telling you about all the useless sh*t that's going on 8D

Monday- Me my sister and my best friend went out to the mall, HOLY CRAP.  That was soooo much fun xDD

Uhhh Tuesday was.....boooooooring. I didn't do anything .__. 

And my day's just started today...I'm drawing a picture!!!  YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Ummm....yeah that's about it ._.

Inu OUT!!!